Sad Janet

Janet is sad, and not just about her life but about the world. Have you seen it? It's a shit show. That's why she works at a dog shelter in the woods, where she can hide under a giant coat and avoid humans at all costs, much to her boyfriend's chagrin. The thing is, Janet's not out to make anyone else sad. It's not like she's waiting around in maternity wards telling new parents they will most definitely fuck their child up in some way, or showing up at sporting events shouting that there are no winners because we all die.