"We bash the mind-controlling fascism of religious institutions, but we still get all squooshy at the smell of a Christmas tree. And maybe that's okay. Sure, Christmas Songs is a goof, it's a gag, it's a wicked little joke to play on your mom when she asks you to put some music on while she trims the tree, maybe that one with John Denver and Miss Piggy. But I betcha I'll be playing it next December, and the December after that. And you will too. Hey, don't judge. It's Christmas".