"This is a profoundly silly album. Dita Von Teese, right, is many things: burlesque glamourpuss, Playboy cover star, designer, author, entrepreneur. A singer she is not. But that didn't deter the mercurial French disco composer Sébastien Tellier from writing 10 songs of squelchy erotic synthpop for her on spec after watching her perform in Paris, describing her as "a creature of dreams, totally out of reach"".